February 2012
1,085 posts
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words cannot express how much I adore you omg
niallerschickenfillet:
i want a giraffe
because they’re tall
and cute
not to mention their beautiful skin
and purple tongues
And here is a picture of the rarely seen American...
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
Niall: Hey I just met you. And this is crazy, but here's my number. So call me maybe.
Me: Hey that's my line!
Me: Wait what?
Niall: Call me
Me:
Niall: Are you still breathing?
beyoncebeytwice:
beyonce shame on you
beytwice shame on me
nakedwithhoran:
if ed sheeran’s voice doesn’t make you want to run through an open meadow in slow motion i question if you are actually human
harrys-curls-louis-carrots:
i think, i think im...
Watchbritneyspearmintgum:
this will never not be funny
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
cutiekekegirl:
batteriesrequired:
stoicsilence:
princeichi:
lizabiz:
kordova:
bakeryheiress:
deliciousandmoist:
bertway:
deadmangensokyoland:
karkerella:
karkerella
txt it
deadnabgebsiyiland
AIUHFIURHGIUHRIUHGR THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HAVING LONG URLS
berfwag
okay
deliciousajdj98r
well, at least one word is correct
bakeryheiress
aw yes
kordoga
ALMOST
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hazelnut-soup:
pinkdisneyprincess:
...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
